Sunday, January 01, 2012
It's bad to have a bad uncle
Christmas Eve, and Kianna, my wee little pretty thing of a niece, is explaining to me the pile of presents on the table, bought and gift-wrapped by her mum, my sister
KIANNA: The big one's for you an' the small one's for Uncle Joe...
ME: Just like when Mother Nature was giving out the presents when we were born.
A brief pause
KIANNA: Did you get a big one an' Uncle Joe got a small one?
ME: That's what they say, dearie.
KIANNA: The big one's for you an' the small one's for Uncle Joe...
ME: Just like when Mother Nature was giving out the presents when we were born.
A brief pause
KIANNA: Did you get a big one an' Uncle Joe got a small one?
ME: That's what they say, dearie.
